Humans Of Wired, Vol. 7

/ / Humans Of Wired / 26 October 2020

We’d like to introduce you to our legendary SEO & Content Executive, Tess! Here’s some small-talk questions to get to know her a little better:

What’s your go-to karaoke song?
Toughy. Never Too Much – Luther Vandross

If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Lord of the Rings Trilogy errytime.

What’s your favourite hobby?
Whichever one suits the conditions best! Mountain biking, skiing or surfing. Impossible to choose one.

If you could spend the day with any celebrity, who would it be & what would you do?
The big dog David Attenborough of course. We would find sloths and say boo.

What’s the strangest compliment you’ve ever received?
I’ve had a guy draw pictures of previous profile photos of mine, and send them to me on different social media platforms and tell me I’m his muse. It’s so creepy and definitely makes me want to lock my door at night, but the pictures are actually very very good. (…I hope he’s using a prison computer)

If you were stuck on a deserted island, and could only have 3 things with you, what would they be?
Zinc sunscreen, unlimited Spotify and my parents.

If you could tell yourself something 10 years ago, what would it be?
1. Don’t waste your time on people, jobs and things that don’t leave you feeling happy everyday and nourish your life. & 2. Don’t be so critical of your body, it’s your home. (…and 3. don’t fucking pluck your eyebrows within an inch of their life because future Tess will think you look ridiculous)

What was the last thing you Googled?
‘3m great white shark in Manly.’ He’s a biiig boy.

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